Census 2021

What a nosey pile of old crap...

Is anyone going to be staying over on the 31st of March?

Not planing on anyone but If I burgled does that count?

Am I married to a person of the same sex?

What qualifications did I get

What sex do I consider myself

I've forgotten what sex is!

And what goes on between me and the cat is my business...

He only limps for a few days..

 

I get what the census is about and yes its got a proper reason but the questions are just rude in some cases..

Its the opposite of the PC world we have become, you would not dare ask a person if they were married to a woman 20 years ago, now its asking it and what way do you dress you dong in your pants..

As for Felix, he never says No

Nah, he's just my big soft puddy tat...Needs a bath tho, his feet are yellow..ugh..

 

I'll have to wrap up my arms this time, he tore them to shreds last time. Stunned he didn't come out of it blood red..

His paws are awful tho, its like he walks in old piss all the time..Mind you around here it IS possible..

Every bugger around here is stoned, place just reeks of skunk..And sadly not the fluffy black and white tailed creature...