Hello

Hello?

 

Hello Matt. How are you?

 

I'm still breathing. You want the truth or an immensely entertaining fiction? The truth is boring and you'll lose interest.

 

Give us a mixture of both then

Still doing the gardening business?

 

Not so much while I was trapped in the back rooms.

 

Ello Matt, been so long I thought Trump had sent you to Iran...

Not so sure as what to make of "trapped in the back rooms", hope it's resolved. Been modding stuff of just surviving?

Good to see you back...

Hope health is ok, as I turn 65 next month I'm finding it hard to wipe my "ass", and that isn't a joke..

As always, take care

 

Yep, things are effed up everywhere, I know you lads are in the thick of it in the UK right now too. The US has the advantage of wide open space, so you can just get away from it all. But I got lost out there for a while. I'm being tongue and cheek cryptic right now on purpose.

 

As long as you are surviving old man...Really hope stuff picks up for you, no one needs extra hassle in this messed up world.