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My wife honestly believes Felix talks to her and tells her off with a wonderful noo nooo noo sound meow...

And yes, we believe we are theirs and not the other way around. Over the years with all the cats we have brought up, all of them have always had such wonderful personalities although Barley barley (don't ask) could turn from nuzzling your neck to having a swipe but the same little cat would catch and drag pigeons in twice the size of her

Felix is just the awkward cat, always making you step over him..

The nearest cat in your picture looks so much like our old cat Thomas, same marking placement and that same look at you..

But who could say no to a furry face like that

 

We as a family have stooped low and became a drug dealer for the cat, Serena ordered some calm spray and some catnip for his visit to the vet and now he's addicted to the catnip. Off his tits daily and hunts it out..

What have we done.....What's next, we become pimps???

Seriously, he's like a kitten again with it but he only gets a little bit as I don't want him impaired while he's out, the roads are dangerous enough with him being stoned

Already had to deal with a local lovely old puss getting killed on the road....Poor old Paws, he thought he was mine

 

Once Felix is now nipped he's taken to attacking our feather duster type thing, he's like an MMA fighter with it, slapping it, kicking it, biting it, the full works...Silly old sod is so knackered after that he sleeps for hours

 

They just lurve those pools of sunlight, don;t they?

They ALWAYS get the best spot, be it in front of the fire, under a radiator, in the sun OR your bloody seat when you've just got up to make a brew and so you've pre-warmed it for the buggers.

Ours is just the same, Paul.

I am CONVINCED that we are their pets and THEY bloody rules the roost.

Here is the guilty party at this end with its co-conspirator, Binks, from next door...

You are not telling me that this LOOK doesn't say OI, I'M IN CHARGE AROUND HERE - GET OFF YER ASS AND OPEN THIS DOOR!

 

Brilliant news, Paul.

You couldn't make it up.

Ours goes next door and sits all over Carole's catnip plant, biting lumps out of it and generally rolling around on top of it in a fairly orgasmic state.

At least these drugs are a cheap source of indulgence for our feline groovy friends!